Songs BETA

Song Challenge #1 - Romanian boy with dreams of being a West End starOriginal

Project TwilightHybrid

Join The Navy With MeHybridJingle

PredictionsHybridJingle

It's Time For SpeculationHybridJingle

I'm the Real PharoahAI

The Ferrero Rocher Dad JokeOriginal

It's the high speed chocolate joke. A silly dad joke about cars and chocolate.

ColditzHybridParody

Not That BadHybrid

Come Join Our Hive MindHybrid

The Keeper of TrakenHybrid

VenusAI

Mental LeapHybridJingle

Doctor Who Film ClubParodyJingle

Base Under SeigeHybrid

A Very Lonely JelloidHybrid

Back Where They BelongHybrid

Invaders from MarsHybrid

The Daleks MasterplanParody

The Feast of StevenHybrid

So This Is EasterHybrid

Fill In WordOriginalStudio

Microsoft Word is not suitable for fill in forms.

BMI BabyOriginalStudio

The challenges of being overweight.

MediumshipOriginalStudio

My reply to the psychics targeting me on social media advertising.

WD40OriginalStudio

A song about the many uses of WD40

Silent DiscoOriginalStudio

The summer (and easter) Edinburgh city pests set to music

The Strimming IncidentOriginalStudio

A song about the time I accidentally strimmed my own shin.

Oscar's HouseOriginalStudio

The perils of South African travel

Felt Tips EverywhereOriginalStudio

A pun

The Naming of PopstarsOriginalStudio

Pop star names and puns

Don't Send Me a VoicenoteOriginalStudio

A heartfelt plea about voicenotes

I'm Not ComingOriginalStudio

Why I didn't come to the Edinburgh Fringe in 2025

Highway CodeOriginalStudio

A cheeky song about dogging

Your Tattoos Look RidiculousOriginalStudio

What I think about your tattoos

Why is Hugh Bonneville Always Whispering?OriginalStudio

The acting style of Hugh Bonneville

Elon's BedsideOriginalStudio

A song about Elon Musk's bedside table

The Meeting That Should Have Been an EmailOriginalStudio

A brass band complaint about unnecessary meetings

The Local Facebook GroupOriginalStudio

The frustrations and pains of your local FB group

I Will Die on This HillOriginalStudio

A pun about hiking

You Can Always Take Your Pants OffOriginalStudio

Advice about the ultimate plan B

Provoking Pricks For ClicksOriginalStudio

How it feels being a rage baiter

You're Going to Have to Admit itOriginalStudio

Cheerful people drive you mad

Billionaires Are Going to SpaceOriginalStudio

The trend of the rich entertaining themselves in space

Speech Isn't FreeOriginalStudio

What exactly are you going to do with this free speech?

The Only Video on the InternetOriginalStudio

Sponsorship isn't for me

Grow Your Bush to Save the WorldOriginalStudio

A childish song about environment and "The Bush"

SubtitlesOriginalStudio

A song about watching videos on the toilet with subtitles, an elongated version for the album

WhatsApp WoesOriginalStudio

What it feels like with everyone WhatsApping you

I'm Sorry I Overreacted to Your Social Media PostOriginalStudio

Nobody really even reads social media posts

New Guy on the Weekly CallOriginalStudio

That one guy on the call who is not helping

Wifi HotpotOriginalStudio

A strange tale of misunderstandings and recipes

Given Up on Never Giving UpOriginalStudio

What if Rick Astley regretted his choices?

Phil and ScottOriginalJingle

Jolly Good RunHybridJingle

Ex In The AtticOriginal

Song writing challenge #64 - a Friends-like sitcom theme tune about cohabiting with your ex in the attic