Hypothermia

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This is a genre called Jawaiian, apparently, which I sublimated from a Bruno Mars song, though the lyrics and structure of the song are nothing to do with that. As I've done with other Christmas songs, I took an idea from the Christmas lexicon - the snow is falling - and made it a bad thing. There's a lot of middle-aged Dad values in this, for example the virtues of regular boiler servicing plans.