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I'm turning your comments into comedy songs! 🎶Spoken Word
I'm turning your comments into comedy songs! 🎶 A comedy song writing challenge where you're in charge of what happens next. If you want to hear a song about it, then drop a suggestion. Be careful what you wish for.
3 January 2026
Song Challenge #1 - Romanian boy with dreams of being a West End star a writing challenge songOriginal
A Romanian boy with dreams of being a West End star.
6 January 2026Song Challenge #2 - The Santa Piece of Coal ExpeditionOriginal
A boy with a complaint for Santa.
9 January 2026Song Challenge #3 - Backflipping Trampoline DogOriginal
A dog learning to backflip on a trampoline.
12 January 2026Song Challenge #4 - The Animal City Where Popcorn is IllegalOriginal
A city full of animals where popcorn is illegal.
13 January 2026Song Challenge #5 - When You’re on Social Media But Need a WeeOriginal
Needing a wee, but being stuck on social media.
14 January 2026Song Challenge #6 - Cheating Bridie BoyOriginal
Someone caught cheating and punished with pastry.
15 January 2026Song Challenge #7 - A Girl Called PuddingOriginal
A relationship with a girl called Pudding.
17 January 2026Song Challenge #9 - Up The Boro'Original
Middlesbrough being promoted. Song writing challenge
20 January 2026Song Challenge #10 - The Buttered Slice of ToastOriginal
A weird series of events leading to toast. Song writing challenge
21 January 2026Song Challenge #11 - Don't Eat Soap - Lush is Not a Sweet ShopOriginal
Why you shouldn't eat soap, even nice ones. Song writing challenge
22 January 2026Song Challenge #12 - Dog Killing Cousin GirlfriendOriginal
A messed up relationship.
23 January 2026Song Challenge #16 - Kermit Ghost PepperHybrid
Kermit the Frog eating a Ghost Pepper.
28 January 2026Song Challenge #17 - You Need RedbullOriginal
A motorcycle accident and a can of redbull.
29 January 2026Song Challenge #21 - Animal Crossing AnimeHybrid
Animal Crossing New Leaf in the style of Anime.
4 February 2026Song Challenge #22 - Hat TomatoOriginal
The similarities between hats and tomatoes.
5 February 2026Song Challenge #23 - Deep and Searing PainOriginal
Heartbreaking song about pain and hurt.
6 February 2026Song Challenge #24 - You're Not a LoserOriginal
How if you've experienced loss, you're not a loser.
8 February 2026Song Challenge #25 - Faster Than the Speed of LightOriginal
Queen-inspired song about faster than light travel.
9 February 2026Song Challenge #26 - Desperately Seeing AdorationOriginal
Why we're all begging for followers and likes.
10 February 2026Song Challenge #28 - Explosive DiarrhoeaOriginal
Heartbreak and explosive diarrhoea.
12 February 2026Song Challenge #29 - Unusual Time SignatureOriginal
Complicated and unusual time signatures.
13 February 2026Song Challenge #31 - If I Were a TreeOriginal
Trees, or is it? A little bit of arborial smut.
15 February 2026Song Challenge #32 - Rice KrispiesOriginal
A particular brand of breakfast cereal - Rice Krispies.
18 February 2026Song Challenge #33 - Fifty Different Sorts of LightbulbOriginal
The bewildering array of different light bulbs.
19 February 2026Song Challenge #34 - Four StringsOriginal
Bass players who use more than four strings, as requested by a bass player who uses more than four strings.
20 February 2026Song Challenge #36 - Loo BreakOriginal
Being on a long car journey in traffic and needing the loo.
23 February 2026Song Challenge #37 - Dad Jokes, Bad JokesOriginal
Silly one liners and other assorted dad jokes.
24 February 2026Song Challenge #39 - Cancelled CartoonsOriginal
Our childhood cartoons getting cancelled.
26 February 2026Song Challenge #46 - Welsh MaryOriginal
The wonderful Welsh Mary in the Motorway Services.
16 March 2026Song Challenge #50 - The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Facts of LineOriginal
Mutant ninja turtles and the birds and the bees.
15 April 2026Song Challenge #53 - Builder's TeaOriginal
Everything you wanted to know about a special brew that's not Special Brew
18 April 2026Song Challenge #55 - InconsequentialOriginal
Whether life's inconsequential or has meaning.
22 April 2026
Song Challenge #56 - Macca BananaOriginal
Paul McCartney eating an unpeeled banana. Channelling my inner Mitch Benn
26 April 2026Song Challenge #62 - Nasty New York AirOriginal
The air quality in New York City. Channeling Sting for this.
2 May 2026Song Challenge #64 - Ex In The AtticHybrid
Sitcom theme tune for a show called Ex In The Attic.
5 May 2026Song Challenge #65 - Secretly CheeseOriginal
A girl who is secretly cheese, packed with cheese puns.
6 May 2026Song Challenge #68 - Balaclava Phone ThiefOriginal
A song about a mysterious phone thief wearing a balaclava.
10 May 2026
Song Challenge #69 - Skid MarkOriginal
When someone offers to follow you if you write a song about poo stains.
11 May 2026Song Challenge #70 - Toad is Flying the A PlaneOriginal
The request was for "Toad flying A Plane", so I gave them what they asked for
12 May 2026Song Challenge #71 - Chucky CheeseOriginal
A repeated request for a cock and bull story about the theft of some macaroni cheese in broad daylight!
13 May 2026Song Challenge #72 - Dementia Dinner LadyOriginal
The request is to write about the life of someone who serves food to Alzheimer's patients. To be honest, I sidestepped the rather poignant subject and wrote a song about messy eating.
15 May 2026Song Challenge #73 - Kitty SeanceOriginal
They think their screaming cat might be talking to ghosts, so here's a spooky song about cats and the occult
18 May 2026Song Challenge #74 - Tesco ParkingOriginal
Why you should park your car in the trolley park instead of a parking space.
19 May 2026Song Challenge #75 - Vaping DoggyOriginal
A song about a dog that stole a vape and then had a puff on it.
20 May 2026Song Challenge #76 - Crayon PeckerOriginal
A song that reluctantly follows the narrative suggested by the suggester about a crayon and a woodpecker.
4 June 2026Song Challenge #77 - Crap VinnyHybrid
Someone wanted a diss track about their friend not being very good at things, and I made them Scottish. This is a rare(ish) example of a fully AI backing on a track, though the melody came from me singing into Suno, over a couple of iterations to get the right vibe.
5 June 2026Song Challenge #78 - ShrewedOriginal
They wanted a song about a shrew with a catchphrase that came to them in a dream
8 June 2026Song Challenge #79 - That's TennisOriginal
They wanted a song with the phrase "That's Tennis" in it.
25 June 2026Song Challenge #80 - Red Orange PussOriginal
The suggestion was an Orange cat in Soviet Russia. Turns out, the Russians go mad for cats. This was the second draft of the song, the first being just a text book description of what Russians do for cats. This one has a bit more attitude and wordplay in it.
4 July 2026Song Challenge #81 - Give Sneeze a ChanceOriginal
A world where people fight with sneezes, and the world is at war.
6 July 2026