For songs, see the song list.
| Jimmy Page | 9th January 2008 - Grey Horse, Kingston - wondering how Jimmy's finger is |
| Besame mucho | 11th August 2003 - Claustrophobia cure extreme Realising I was looking into the eyes of a young teenage girl... |
Road signs | 31st July 2003 - The Buzz, Manchester |
| It's a bridal shop | 31st July 2003 - The Buzz, Manchester |
| Salt n Sauce | 28th April 2003 - The Stand, Edinburgh - during the SARS outbreak |
| Itchy Scalp? | 28th April 2003 - The Stand, Edinburgh |
| Confusion | 28th April 2003 - The Stand, Edinburgh |
| Self esteem | 3rd April 2003 - Hyena Comedy Cafe, Newcastle |
| Mobile phone invention | 2nd April 2003 - Comedy Balloon, Manchester |
| Chat-up tip | 9th February 2003 - Magnesia Bank, North Shields |
| Mindless sex | 17th January 2003 - Washington Arts Centre |
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