Hello friends. I've got a show at this year's Edinburgh Fringe called Ashley Frieze Is Not Coming and, critically, I'm not going to be there.
What's this show about?
About 50 minutes, though you
can leave early if you like
Are you really not coming?
Probably not. It's quite
a long way
What if you are really coming?
There's only one way
to find out
What should we do if we come?
Enjoy this peaceful
serene hour